To Brian Schweitzer, Governor of Montana
Alternative Legislative Energy
Fuel for thought
for legislators and cars
all in one shot
Bathtub Gin is the answer I say
we can make it in the blink of an eye
we have the finest juniper berries to be found all around
cars would burn clean
but a test must be found.
Brian, call a joint session!
and we shall see
I’ll bring a case of the bathtub gin
and give it to all of our Legislative Friends
we will walk across the street
and first do the listen test
with one song together they sing
they pass the first test with glee
now we do the marching test
and here they come
parading and singing in harmony
down the capital steps they go
they pass the second test
now with another shot of gin in mind
will they pass the third and final test we will find
and yes they do as we can see
as they are brawling to their knees
and pass out to our please
they will be humble about a week
and the gin we can see
should burn very clean
safe for our cars
what we can’t burn
we can drink