The End is Here ~ Insurance ~

May 21, 2011

3:31 p.m.

It was predicted ~ the world and all life would end today at 5:00 p.m. ~

I am sure there are many still wondering if they will be the first to go to Heaven ?

I can not promise you ~ you will be the first,

but I can promise you, will get to Heaven,

fair and square.

Since I know I will be one of the first to get to heaven,

I know how to get you there before me.

Drop off all your money and ownership of anything and everything,

at my house before 5:00 p.m. today,

and I will make sure you get to Heaven Before me.

I promise to spend all the money, before the end of October,

then I will go to Heaven too.

Happy Birthday Trev

P.S.

InsuranceĀ Premiums areĀ nonrefundable after May 21, 2011, anywhere on this planet.