Dec. 10, 2007
Dear Al:
Now that you have Brain-Washed a lot of people into believing Cars are the cause of Global Warming, now that you are on your way to fame and fortune for one of the greatest hoaxes of all mankind, maybe you can tell me what kind of cars we were driving 14,000 years ago, at the end of the last Ice Age, when Global Warming began, back when the ocean level was hundreds of feet lower than today.
{* I called GM, Ford and Chrysler , they told me they did not make any cars back in 12,000 B.C. I asked them if they knew who did, they told me they did not have that information, but to call Al Gore that he would know. Well, I keep calling you Al, but you don’t answer the phone. *}
Maybe you’re outside putting Christmas lights up around the house, breathing in 21 percent oxygen and exhaling 5 percent CO2. Both are Green House Gases.
By the way, I did the math. Lungs produce more Greenhouse Gases than Cars and Volcanoes produce far more CO2 than Lungs. Plants make oxygen from CO2 and we make CO2 from oxygen. Sounds fair to me — plants were here first, we humans are number two in the food chain. Now the air is, (hopefully I don’t have to explain what “Is” is) 78 percent nitrogen and 21 percent oxygen with the last 1 percent radiation, electricity, argon, water vapor, micro organisms, dirt, ash, pollen, sulfur, methane, nuclear waste, carbon monoxide, lead, carbon dioxide, neon, krypton, helium, ozone, xenon, hydrogen, hydrocarbons, nitric oxide, radon, iridium, neutrinos, mercury, arsenic, and any thing else you can think of floating in the air.
CO2 is one-one hundredth of one percent to four-one hundredths of one percent of the air There is more CO2 over the ocean than the land.
Well Al, I have to go, it’s very cold today here in Helena, Montana, and I need to put some more wood on the fire.
P.S. Congratulations on your Award! Now you have something in common with Yasser Arafat, maybe I’ll write you again, you have a lot to learn. Like, 135,000 years ago the ocean level was twenty feet higher than today, I wonder what kind of cars we were driving back then. Don’t forget, CO2 in its purest form is Dry Ice.
Bruce Kershaw
{* that part I made up – Just for the record *}