{"id":175,"date":"2008-12-03T09:55:17","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T16:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/?p=175"},"modified":"2014-05-21T07:17:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T14:17:00","slug":"alternative-legislative-energy-a-poem-to-the-governor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"Alternative Legislative Energy, a poem to the governor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To Brian Schweitzer, Governor\u00a0of Montana<\/p>\n<p><em>Alternative Legislative Energy<br \/>\nFuel for thought<br \/>\nfor legislators and cars<br \/>\nall in one shot<br \/>\nBathtub Gin is the answer I say<br \/>\nwe can make it in the blink of an eye<br \/>\nwe have the finest juniper berries to be found all around<br \/>\ncars would burn clean<br \/>\nbut a test must be found.<br \/>\nBrian, call a joint session!<br \/>\nand we shall see<br \/>\nI\u2019ll bring a case of the bathtub gin<br \/>\nand give it to all of our Legislative Friends<br \/>\nwe will walk across the street<br \/>\nand first do the listen test<br \/>\nwith one song together they sing<br \/>\nthey pass the first test with glee<br \/>\nnow we do the marching test<br \/>\nand here they come<br \/>\nparading and singing in harmony<br \/>\ndown the capital steps they go<br \/>\nthey pass the second test<br \/>\nnow with another shot of gin in mind<br \/>\nwill they pass the third and final test we will find<br \/>\nand yes they do as we can see<br \/>\nas they are brawling to their knees<br \/>\nand pass out to our please<br \/>\nthey will be humble about a week<br \/>\nand the gin we can see<br \/>\nshould burn very clean<br \/>\nsafe for our cars<br \/>\nwhat we can\u2019t burn<br \/>\nwe can drink<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To Brian Schweitzer, Governor\u00a0of Montana Alternative Legislative Energy Fuel for thought for legislators and cars all in one shot Bathtub Gin is the answer I say we can make it in the blink of an eye we have the finest &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/co2u.info\/?p=175\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":340,"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions\/340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/co2u.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}