~<\/p>\n
I can think of a lot of things when you say,<\/p>\n
the hardest part of my life ~ was ~<\/p>\n
~<\/p>\n
One of the hardest parts of my life was giving up my Dog.<\/p>\n
~<\/p>\n
Sometimes you have no choices in life,<\/p>\n
even when doing\u00a0something ~ you told yourself ~ you would never do.<\/p>\n
~<\/p>\n
I put up a sign in my front yard, then sat on the front porch.<\/p>\n
The first pick-up truck that went bye, slam d\u00a0on the brakes, then backed up very fast,<\/p>\n
then out comes this very big very young, very big tall cowboy, wearing big boots a\u00a0badge,<\/p>\n
with what looked like about a ninety five gallon hat,<\/p>\n
as the cowboy walks over to me,<\/p>\n
as I could see his spurs,<\/p>\n
but not hear them,<\/p>\n
all\u00a0I could hear was his very big, very\u00a0angry\u00a0horse in the trailer behind pick-up truck.<\/p>\n
Then<\/p>\n
~ The cowboy says to me ~<\/p>\n
You got a talking Dog for sale ?<\/p>\n
~<\/p>\n
I said yep<\/p>\n
The cowboy says,<\/p>\n
you mind if I have a talk with your talking dog ?<\/p>\n
I said nope, He’s just around the corner looking the other way.<\/p>\n
so<\/p>\n
I hear the cowboy say to the talking dog,<\/p>\n
you a talking Dog ?<\/p>\n
The Dog said ~ yep ~<\/p>\n
Then the cowboy said,<\/p>\n
Whats your name ?<\/p>\n
and tell me all about yourself.<\/p>\n
The Dog said,<\/p>\n
my name is Gunther ~<\/p>\n
Then dog then told the cowboy how he worked for the\u00a0sheriff\u00a0too,<\/p>\n
many years ago,<\/p>\n
before the Cowboy was born,<\/p>\n
then he told the Cowboy how he moved on,<\/p>\n
to work for the FBI\u00a0for many years,<\/p>\n
then he told the Cowboy how he traveled the world for the CIA,<\/p>\n
and after about\u00a0twenty\u00a0or so\u00a0minutes of this,<\/p>\n
the cowboy says,<\/p>\n
so what are you doing here in Montana?<\/p>\n
The talking Dog said to the Cowboy,<\/p>\n
well, it was time to retire, find a Bitch and settle down and have some pups.<\/p>\n
The cowboy then said,<\/p>\n
so where is the Bitch and pups ?<\/p>\n
the talking dog said,<\/p>\n
well, the Bitch ran off with stud across the street and took the pups with her.<\/p>\n
The cowboy then walks back around the corner<\/p>\n
and says to me ~<\/p>\n
how much for the talking dog ?<\/p>\n
I told the Cowboy $10.00\u00a0dollars ~<\/p>\n
The cowboy said,<\/p>\n
$10.00 dollars,<\/p>\n
why so cheap ?<\/p>\n
~ So ~<\/p>\n
I told him truth,<\/p>\n
I said ~<\/p>\n
the Dogs a Pathological Liar,<\/p>\n
he never did any of that stuff.<\/p>\n
~<\/p>\n
My version of a story told to me by my dog,<\/p>\n
my dog heard it from one of his\u00a0friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
~ I can think of a lot of things when you say, the hardest part of my life ~ was ~ ~ One of the hardest parts of my life was giving up my Dog. ~ Sometimes you have no … Continue reading